do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
IF YOU DO NOT REMEMBER THIS SHOW GET OUT
THIS GENERATION GETS THE STUPID ANIMATED VERSION.
this and arthur were my shit back in the day
THESE MEN WERE MY GODS
i LOVE THIS SHOW AJSLHDGLDLDGLSFLDGFLFSPDKIFL
NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THEY CAME TO THE ZOO IN MY CITY ONE DAY AND I MET THEM AND IT’S LIKE THE BEST MEMORY OF MY CHILDHOOD
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
these are ONLY GOOD WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT SHIPPINGGgg